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Slippery when wet? The After Sex Towel cleans up those pools of affection that are left behind on sheets or your body. Designed specifically for sex clean up, the After Sex Towel gets the job done, and looks good while doing it. The slogan says it all, right? Every couple has sexual janitorial duties, so use the After Sex Towel for those slippery, sloppy days and nights of lovemaking.
Size(s): Each towel measures 18 inches long by 15 inches wide.
Gift idea(s): Perfect gag gift. Also, many women buy this product for Bachelorette Parties.
It's a towel with super cleaning ability. What else can I say? My husband and I keep one around for our sexual messes. Nothing feels worse than laying down in a wet bed, after a passionate session of lovemaking. This towel has one purpose: to bring cleanliness and comfort back in order with the universe. While the towel slogan seems more like a football towel, the After Sex Towel serves its purpose well.
If sexual cleanliness is a requirement of yours, check out Silky Sheets Pear Blossom. It's a spray that makes sheets feel like silk, providing a more erotic feel to bedroom activities. As a bonus, the spray should be used on any after-sex wet spots. It makes those unwanted wet spots vanish, while simultaneously creating an environment of aromatic sensuality.
|Size: ||18" length|
Ghost of Love
I use mine for a variety of purposes--all sex-related, of course. Sometimes I sit or lay on the towel, if I don't I have time to clean up any messes. The towel is big enough that my big butt fits perfectly on it. Other times, I use it specifically for clean up. It's not the most advanced product or anything, but it does what it's supposed to.
I use my towel for wiping sweat off my husband's face, while we make love. He sweats a lot, and I hate getting sweat in my eyes, which always seems to happen with him on top of me. I don't mind the after sex spills or anything; I just don't want sweat in my eyes.
Now I feel lame for actually using this towel - all the funny gifts. I own three of these towels, and I use a clean one after every sexscapade. I obsessively clean, so this towel keeps my bed and couch free from undesired liquid leakage.
I bought this for a friend's bachelor party. I have no earthly idea if he actually uses it. It wouldn't surprise me if he did. We had a good laugh about it, though.
I don't know any women who like large pools of "stuff." I certainly don't. Those kinds of messes are part of sex, but it doesn't mean we can't be prepared. I keep my towel in my nightstand table, right next to my bed. Obviously I wash the towel after each use. I bought two towels just to make sure I have a clean one available.
I can't believe I am reviewing a towel. I am. So be it. My husband hates to ejaculate outside of my vagina. I don't particularly like his spermies dribbling down my leg, so I use the towel to catch all those escapees. It's the only thing I use the towel for
My boyfriend bought this towel for me. I always complain about his "messes." Normally, I would scold him for such a purchase. It's just a towel. WE, not just him, use this towel for our sexy messes. My one complaint, however, is that the lettering washes away easily.
I'm still laughing at myself. I bought this towel for a newly married buddy. I explained that the towel would be used often during his first year of marriage, but that after the first year, it would collect dust. He said they use it. I didn't think they would. Money well spent, apparently.