Inner circles of blushing ladies are raving about their amazing experiences with the Ballsy John, a superiorly designed non-vibrating dildo, created with an ideal penis shape and side as its central theme. The Ballsy John boasts of splendid texture, quality size, and arousing shape, and all three characteristics promise women a sexually satisfying experience.
The Ballsy John is made of a phthalate-free silicone blend that mimics soft skin texture - a delightful transition from hard, inflexible dildos. Artificial vein texture covers the amazingly crafted shaft, followed by a well-developed "mushroom" dildo head.
Amazement of the shaft isn't enough, is it? No, you want a dildo with the whole package. The manufacturer knew how much you love a dildo with titillating balls, so they designed the Ballsy John with lifelike, soft balls. The balls are molded into a flat base on the bottom, which can be used for gripping power or as a base for naughty harness play! This toy is O-ring compatible.
The Ballsy John sets you free from the constraints of anatomically incorrect dildos that might look futuristic, yet fail to induce intense climaxes - or simply do not perform at an acceptable level, but the Ballsy John shames such dildos. Its realistic texture, ideal length, and titillating shape promise you the best that dildos offer!
VibeReview sells a variety of realistic dildos. Some of these realistic dildos fall short of what's expected, but there are quite a few that stay true to their advertising slogans and promises. The Emperor, John Holmes Replica Penis, Silky Lover, and Silicone Crystal Cote are a few of the best realistic dildos. Playing with the Ballsy John convinced me that it should be added to the list. That's great company, folks!
I felt as alive sexually as I ever have with this dildo inside of me. The manufacturer claimed it as a "realistic" textured dildo and they were absolutely correct in their description. The Ballsy John is shaped for my insides. How else can I describe it? Imagine the gratification that comes from placing a missing puzzle piece in a puzzle, completing the beautiful picture after weeks of effort. The John Ballsy dildo works similarly. I felt complete with it inside of me, fitting the internal contours of my vagina.
The Ballsy John is harness compatible. But for serious dildo-harness lovers, I suggest they invest their money in a different dildo. While the Ballsy John can be used as a harness dildo, it works better as a handheld dildo. For naughty harness fun, I suggest women consider the Silky Lover, Compact, and Buzz as potential "must purchases". Still, one can't go wrong with the Ballsy John's realistic texture and ideal shape and size.
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I felt I had to give it a three, though, because of the smell and taste. The jelly has been treating with some sort of grape/plastic scent that I could not seem to wash off and lingered on my hands after I touched it. While I'm not a contortionist and can't smell my own vag, I do get the impression it's probably something along the lines of a new-car smell: distinctly unappealing.