Silicone Sex Toys: Adult sex toys and vibrators bless women's orgasms


Ballsy John

8 Customer Reviews
Ballsy John: Adult sex toys and vibrators bless women's orgasms
Sex toy review: three-and-a-half hearts.

Item Description

Inner circles of blushing ladies are raving about their amazing experiences with the Ballsy John, a superiorly designed non-vibrating dildo, created with an ideal penis shape and side as its central theme. The Ballsy John boasts of splendid texture, quality size, and arousing shape, and all three characteristics promise women a sexually satisfying experience.

The Ballsy John is made of a phthalate-free silicone blend that mimics soft skin texture - a delightful transition from hard, inflexible dildos. Artificial vein texture covers the amazingly crafted shaft, followed by a well-developed "mushroom" dildo head.

Amazement of the shaft isn't enough, is it? No, you want a dildo with the whole package. The manufacturer knew how much you love a dildo with titillating balls, so they designed the Ballsy John with lifelike, soft balls. The balls are molded into a flat base on the bottom, which can be used for gripping power or as a base for naughty harness play! This toy is O-ring compatible.

The Ballsy John sets you free from the constraints of anatomically incorrect dildos that might look futuristic, yet fail to induce intense climaxes - or simply do not perform at an acceptable level, but the Ballsy John shames such dildos. Its realistic texture, ideal length, and titillating shape promise you the best that dildos offer!

Editorial Review

VibeReview sells a variety of realistic dildos. Some of these realistic dildos fall short of what's expected, but there are quite a few that stay true to their advertising slogans and promises. The Emperor, John Holmes Replica Penis, Silky Lover, and Silicone Crystal Cote are a few of the best realistic dildos. Playing with the Ballsy John convinced me that it should be added to the list. That's great company, folks!

I felt as alive sexually as I ever have with this dildo inside of me. The manufacturer claimed it as a "realistic" textured dildo and they were absolutely correct in their description. The Ballsy John is shaped for my insides. How else can I describe it? Imagine the gratification that comes from placing a missing puzzle piece in a puzzle, completing the beautiful picture after weeks of effort. The John Ballsy dildo works similarly. I felt complete with it inside of me, fitting the internal contours of my vagina.

The Ballsy John is harness compatible. But for serious dildo-harness lovers, I suggest they invest their money in a different dildo. While the Ballsy John can be used as a harness dildo, it works better as a handheld dildo. For naughty harness fun, I suggest women consider the Silky Lover, Compact, and Buzz as potential "must purchases". Still, one can't go wrong with the Ballsy John's realistic texture and ideal shape and size.

Additional Details


Small Ballsy John:
6" total length
5" insertable length
1.5" - 2" width

Large Ballsy John:
7" total length
6" insertable length
1.5" - 2" width

Material:  This item is made of Phthalate Free material, PVC, and Silicone.
Manufacturer:  Doc Johnson

Customer Reviews Add a review

Sex toy review: three hearts. GNGenie
I really enjoyed playing with this dildo: the ripples and curves hit all the right spots with me! A plus for the more creatively minded is that it is great for gentle spanking (or a billy-stick if you really want to draw back and smack someone) due to the girth and texture.

I felt I had to give it a three, though, because of the smell and taste. The jelly has been treating with some sort of grape/plastic scent that I could not seem to wash off and lingered on my hands after I touched it. While I'm not a contortionist and can't smell my own vag, I do get the impression it's probably something along the lines of a new-car smell: distinctly unappealing.

Sex toy review: four hearts. Watering Hole and Bucket
My personal gigolo dildo sex toy! At an inexpensive price, too! Love this dildo. Can't see myself playing with a different one.
Sex toy review: three hearts. energy grrl
I ordered the small Ballsy John. I probably should have spent a few extra dollars for the large Ballsy John. The small brings a tickle to my heart, but I was looking for something that had just a little more length. I am amazed by the texture's softness. I say a 3.0 sounds just right.
Sex toy review: four-and-a-half hearts. Anonymous Reviewer
Like a kitty cat on the prowl for a bowl of fresh milk, the Ballsy John (could they have named it better? Just askin') makes me purr loudly. I can thank this kinky dildo for all the joy it has given me. Pure joy, and I can't understand why anyone would dislike it. Thus far, it seems that everyone does like it. There's always one bad review in the bunch! My ramble is over. I have nothing but praise for this cool sex toy.
Sex toy review: three-and-a-half hearts. Emilia
You know that saying "It's all good"? The Ballsy John sex toy makes my masturbation "all good". Sliding this shaft inside of my tootie feels great and is hassle-free. The shaft bends slightly for deeper penetration. The balls are smooth and rounded for light rubbing when the shaft is all the way inside. I liked the price of it. A great sex toy that can handle my hungry libido.
Sex toy review: four-and-a-half hearts. MushyLady
The Ballsy John gets my approval. Years and years of messing with different sex toys and I've finally -- just now - realized how special my Ballsy John is. I can't complain about it, not at all, not in any way. I usually find dildos that are either too large or too small. This particular one is sized with average women in mind.
Sex toy review: three-and-a-half hearts. Ophelia
I collect these realistic fake penises. The Ballsy John in the big picture is probably a middle ground dildo. My Emperor looks more real than the Ballsy John, but both feel about the same. Price concerns and all that I'd say try the Ballsy John before the Emperor.
Sex toy review: three-and-a-half hearts. Girl on the Move
Beautiful to look at. Feels natural. Acceptable flexibility. When coupled with my Pocket Rocket Booster ... Lord, my orgasms improve dramatically.

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