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Lovers Paintbox

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Lovers Paintbox: Adult sex toys, vibrators, and romantic games for sexual couples
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Item Description

Sweet indulgence. Delicious eroticism. Simply playful. The Lovers Paintbox is a collection of three tasty chocolate flavors: Dark Chocolate, Milk Chocolate, and White Chocolate. What's so special about chocolate? These chocolate flavors are used for erotic body painting. Each box also comes with a soft paintbrush. Ready for immediate action, these edible chocolate paints and paintbrush can liven up any romantic relationship.

Kama Sutra greatness reaches a new milestone with the Lovers Paintbox guiding your sexual hand in naughty, playful expressionism. Your lover is a blank canvas for you to paint your sensual masterpiece, but this painting ends with extreme licking, sucking, and rolling around. Paint, lick, and eat your way into your lover's heart! Break the chains of monotony that hold your five senses captive. All it takes is one night with the Lovers Paintbox to earn your art degree.

Editorial Review

Get those unwanted sheets out of the linen closet. The ones that are already stained and ripped, and aren't salvageable. Because after getting naughty-crazy with the Lovers Paintbox, those sheets will be one serious chocolate mess. Now I have an incentive to keep my old sheets and towels ... so I have covers for my hardwood floors when I am painting my boyfriend's beautiful body. Likewise, when he's painting my gorgeous body. Point is, you'll need to cover your floors with an old blanket, old sheets ... something you don't mind trashing.

All three flavors taste great, but dark chocolate is my personal favorite. I don't think my boyfriend has a personal preference. (I swear his taste buds didn't develop as he aged!) But don't misinterpret what I am saying: I'll gladly lick and eat each flavor off my boyfriend's burgeoning private part and excited body. I am getting aroused writing about it, because we have had many, many nights of painting and licking one another. Time well spent because we are together, those nights have defined our weeks - and in a positive way.

In some ways, the Lovers Paintbox is a reliable method to let go of weekly frustrations that interfere with intimacy - communication, togetherness, cuddling, and all those gooey, lovable moments. (My boyfriend wouldn't admit it, but it's true.) We even wrestle around with the chocolate all over our bodies, which is a great way to burn calories and be playful with one another. Unlike some edible body paint flavors, I never get sick of tasting the rich chocolate flavors. I absolutely recommend the Lovers Paintbox to couples, especially as gifts during special holidays.

Customer Reviews Add a review

Sex toy review: three hearts. Sasha Sappho
Admittedly, I don't especially like chocolate, so I expected to like the white chocolate the best - but it tasted (and smelled!) rather chemical-y. Not appetizing. The dark chocolate was nice and rich, although still expectedly sweet.

I agree with others who have pointed out how messy this product is - especially when applying with your fingers, which is what I recommend... cause it's more fun than the paintbrush. And anyway, then you can suck it off your partner's fingers after they're done painting you. :)

Also, warming it up (even just holding the jar in your hands) makes a difference in how easily it goes on (and comes off) - I'd suggest warming it at least a little. If you love sex+food, or just making a good old-fashioned mess (a hot mess, that is!), I'd definitely recommend this product.

Sex toy review: five hearts. Catalina Loves
Absolutely loved it! Normally I am not a fan of flavored things, but this is actually delicious!! My favorite flavor is white chocolate. You are only limited by your imagination with the chocolate body paints. You can brush it on, finger paint, heat it up and drizzle it, cool it down and paste it on... truly let your imagination wander and then let your tongue follow. For less than the cost of a blah dinner and a movie date, you could stay in and have a very memorable intimate evening.
Sex toy review: five hearts. Kinkerbelle
Yummy and not as messy as I thought it would be. Tickles going on.. and arousing coming off. This is an excellent idea for naughty and lickable fun. There is plenty of it too.. so, not just a one time investment. Show someone how artistic you are and gain 10 lbs doing it. j/k.. you can work off the calories before the night is over.
Delicious.
Sex toy review: four hearts. Essin' Em
Lots of chocolate body paints come in only one flavor - chocolate. This is great, because you have three flavors, which means also three colors. I loved this for drawing a variety of pictures, because you could shade, add more colors, etc. It was a little messy (I would recommend a towel or sheet below you), and cleaning up brushes as a little bit of a hassle, but overall, it was a TON of fun, and we had a blast with it!
Sex toy review: four hearts. Odysseus & Penelope
I love the Lover's Paintbox!

This comes in three delicious flavors. I started with dark chocolate and used the brush to paint Odysseus' cock. When the shaft was completely covered, it was time to sample. I started licking...and licking...and licking. It tasted SO good. I was thoroughly enjoying myself in the pursuit of licking up every last bit. I was more apt to take my time and no millimeter went untouched by my tongue.

I also discovered that this reduced my gag reflex quite a bit, so I was also taking him in deeper and enjoying it more. A win-win situation.

One warning- it's messy! The chocolate will start dripping once you start licking. Also, once opened, the jar of chocolate needs to be refrigerated. So the next time we use it, it will be a bit cold! I wonder if it can be microwaved briefly..

Odysseus loved his chocolate blow job and reported that I was more "attentive" than usual. He's anxious to try this on me!

Sex toy review: three hearts. Domina
It is fun to play with and feels sensual as warm chocolate is drizzled over your flesh and then slowly licked away. The taste of the paints is syrupy, the main ingredient being corn syrup, so very sweet. The paints also contain cocoa and alcohol, so reminded me a bit of chocolate liqueurs that you buy at Christmas or New Years. Fun to play with and yummy!
Sex toy review: four hearts. The Beautiful Kind
This product is not vegan - it contains dairy and gelatin. It is a little oily - you can tell it has corn syrup and palm kernal oil in it - it's not that easy to lick off the skin, but maybe that's the point!

It did have a great taste, like frosting, very sweet, and was used in a variety of ways. I liked all 3 flavors. And it did lead to a very steamy romantic sexy romp in the sack, so it worked the way it was supposed to! So classy and nicely packaged, too.

Sex toy review: four hearts. Hope
Turn on some Rich Robinson. Turn your CD player all the way up. Spread towels or blankets on the floor. Pull out the Lovers Paintbox for one exciting night. My girlfriend, after walking in the house after work, was surprised to see the set-up I had going. I pulled her clothes off right then and there. Let the painting and eating begin. We both enjoy Lovers Paintbox. In fact, we like it so much that we've bought it as a gift for a few friends.
Sex toy review: four hearts. doitalot
Using the chocolate paint is definitely an experience. The chocolate feels great if you warm it. Be very careful, though, because you don't want to burn yourself. Getting creative opens sexual channels not usually accessible, I think.
Sex toy review: four hearts. pOe
Ugh. How in the world could anyone rate Lovers Paintbox at a 2.0? I mean, everyone is different and all, but my experience with it was so much fun that I just can't understand why someone had a negative one. The chocolate is delicious. Painting my boyfriend was a blast. Make sure you have clean-up materials handy. We will be buying this product for a longgggggg time.
Sex toy review: five hearts. Dream Writer
Liveinexia: If you don't like chocolate, why did you buy Lovers Paintbox? After all, the ad says it's chocolate through-n-through. Me? I can't get enough of this sensual painting experience. I have more fun paiting than eating or licking the chocolate off, but my girfriend likes that part better. I am very impressed with this product.
Sex toy review: five hearts. Anonymous Reviewer
I don't know what the other reviewer was complaining about taste for. It tastes great! This basically tastes just like cake icing, but it's not greasy. It takes a while to lick off too, so a little goes a long way.
Sex toy review: two hearts. liveinexia
Not very good. I don't like the taste of these things. I'm not really into chocolate though - I wish they included some other flavors. I guess if you like chocolate this is more your thing.


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