Silicone Sex Toys: Adult toy vibrators for female masturbation and orgasms

Patchy Paul

13 Customer Reviews
Patchy Paul: Adult toy vibrators for female masturbation and orgasms

Sex toy review: three-and-a-half hearts.

Item Description

The Patchy Paul G-Spot vibrator captures the essences of cuteness and extraordinary sex toy functionality. Its adorable smiling face, angled nose for direct G-Spot stimulation, and textured body are visually and sexually appealing for women of all experience levels. Plus, it is a splashproof vibrator with an easy-to-operate base controller module. Ridged and ribbed texture covers the entire shaft, creating erotic textured stimulation for all who embrace it.

This sex toy is made of high quality medical grade silicone material that aids in quality vibration resonance, and as vibration intensity increases, these arousing pulsations are transmitted perfectly to your sensitive G-Spot region. This multi-speed vibrator is one of the best examples of playfulness mingling with serious stimulation, with power and precision finding purpose in each vibration emitted. It's not difficult to understand why the Patchy Paul has become a treasured collector's item for women who demand quality sex toy vibrators.

This toy is made of silicone, so silicone-based lubricants should not be used with the Patchy Paul vibrator. Instead, use only water-based lubricants with it. Astroglide and ID Glide are two of VibeReview's most dependable water-based lubricants, and they are compatible with this toy.

Editorial Review

A cute vibrator only goes so far. I've purchased and played with some of the cutest vibrators that a genius mind could invent, and the end result hasn't always been a positive one. I used to have a bad habit of buying sex toys that looked good, as if appearances can't be deceiving. I found out the hard way that, while appearance is important, there are other more important features to consider before doling out money for a new vibrator. The new Patchy Paul model - as anyone can clearly see - is unbelievably cute, much like the original vibrator model.

I had plenty of experience with the older model, so I wasn't too surprised by the gracefulness of the new one. The one difference between the old and the new model is the control module, which is no longer a cheap twist controller. I applaud the manufacturer for making an ergonomic base controller that is intuitively designed for comfort and easy access. The Patchy Paul comes with sensual power that never feels overbearing or too basic; its nice balance of stimulatory power is created for women to experience an array of internal sensations.

I noticed that, for me, this vibrator works best for subtle G-Spot stimulation and as a clit vibe. Because the shaft is stationary and slightly flexible, it cannot stimulate my G-Spot as effectively as the Mary Mermaid, Vibe Rabbit, or Decadent Indulgence. But the Patchy Paul isn't designed to replicate the extreme stimulation afforded by dual stimulation rabbit vibrators, so perhaps the comparison is unfair. Hey, it's all a matter of preference for me, and I prefer rotating shafts with pleasure beads.

Because this sex toy can be used for both G-Spot and clitoral stimulation, I consider it to be fairly versatile, and one can never have enough versatile sex toys for all those wild and nutty sexual moments that we all inevitably find ourselves in. The Patchy Paul can be used for light water play, but it would be even better if it were completely waterproof as opposed to merely splashproof. All in all, this cute vibrator is probably designed more for beginners and less experienced sex toy users - or those who are just starting to experiment with vibration-enhanced G-Spot massage.

Additional Details

Size:  6.25" total length
1.63" width
Battery Info:  2 AA batteries required.
Material:  This item is made of Silicone.
Manufacturer:  Fun Factory

Customer Reviews Add a review

Sex toy review: three-and-a-half hearts. Restless Lovers
For us, the Patchy Paul is a nice change of pace. I have the Sweet Magic and Miracle Massager for almost instant orgasms - I climax very quickly with both toys. However, we wanted to buy a subtler stimulation sex toy that could be used for foreplay and teasing. The Patchy Paul won't blow your socks off, but it will be a good vibrator for building up to the main event. I use for masturbation too, it's just that it takes 10-15 minutes for me to orgasm with it. Try it for clit vibrations too.
Sex toy review: three-and-a-half hearts. Paul B.
I gave the Patchy Paul to my girlfriend for Valentine's Day. Thanks for all the help in choosing a good sex toy for her. She is very happy with it, and we will be returning to VibeReview in the future.
Sex toy review: four hearts. Shannon with a plan
I fell in love with Patchy Paul the first time I played with it. It is not a cheap, short-lived vibrator. I've had mine for 4 months and it's still going strong.
Sex toy review: three-and-a-half hearts. Cleopatra's Revenge
Cute, nice grooves on the neck (feels good on vaginal opening), and powerful. It is limited in some ways, but I still recommend it as a good toy.
Sex toy review: three-and-a-half hearts. BeetleHumble
Patchy Paul is a good vibrator for light vaginal stimulation and wonderful for clit rubbing and massage. I struggle to have vaginal orgasms with the Patchy Paul. Clit orgasms, easy. But g-spot orgasms are difficult to come by. I may use my Patchy Paul only for clit stimulation and buy another toy that is more g-spot friendly.
Sex toy review: two-and-a-half hearts. Daisy Mae
Patchy Paul used to be a favorite toy, but I can't rate it any higher than a 2.5. Why? Because it was my first sex toy and since buying it, I have tried other toys that are way, way, way better -- or toys that make me feel fully stimulated. Try getting the Vibe Rabbit before Patchy Paul. Had I known what I know now I wouldn't have ordered the Patchy Paul and would have, instead, ordered the Vibe Rabbit from the get-go.
Sex toy review: four hearts. Anonymous
I have to say this was my first vibrating dildo... and I loved it! it took a while to see how awesome it was because for the longest time i was using another dildo for vaginal stimulation but when that dildo wasn't doing it for me i picked up this one and wow it seriously gave me my FIRST orgasm and many more to come. I very much recommend the Patchy Paul.
Sex toy review: three hearts. Anonymous Reviewer
Soft - oh, so soft, almost as soft as skin. I prefer Silicone toys, so I wasn't that surprised at how wonderful the shaft feels. The vibrations are quiet. Best of all, it can be played with in the shower.
Sex toy review: four hearts. Dee K.

I just wrote another review in Gigolo review option. I didn't know it when I bought the vibrator, but the same company makes the Gigolo and Patchy Paul.

I think this is relevant, because both vibrators are high quality. If other women are like me, they've wasted money on cheap ass vibrators that have a tendency to break. The Gigolo and Patchy Paul are not one of those vibrators. The Patchy Paul is probably my favorite of the two, because Patchy has the curved nose and strong vibrations, which are great for G-spot arousal.

Sex toy review: five hearts. Anne p.

This is the third vibrator I've bought from VibeReview. It's the best one yet. I am in love with the Patchy Paul. Paul's curved nose rubs my g-spot perfectly. There's nothing rough about this vibrator. Oh, yes, and it is a shower toy. No doubt that this is an exceptional toy made for hard-to-please women.

Sex toy review: four hearts. Anonymous Reviewer
I love this thing, and for the price it is a great buy. The vibrating function is awesome, and on the highest setting it feels like an earthquake.
Sex toy review: three hearts. Anonymous Reviewer
I like this vibrator. It works well, but I'm not as wild about it as my Vibe Rabbit. In general, it takes me longer to have an orgasm with this one than with the Vibe Rabbit, but there are times when I really crave this one instead, because the curvy head has such a great shape. My only real criticism would be it's a little bit expensive.
Sex toy review: four hearts. ivy
It's one of the strongest, yet quietest vibrators I've come across - an automatic winner! It's a bit on the pricey side, but I've found the intense vibrations worth a little extra. The only reason I didn't give a perfect score is that I wish the bend in the head wasn't so pronounced.

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