Has anyone watched Wonderland recently? If so, you have been acquainted with John Holmes (played by Val Kilmer), at least from a cinematic distance. John Holmes is a legend in the pornography industry. For the first time, a replica of his well-endowed penis is available for purchase. We had previously received several emails, customers asking when we planned to add this item to our catalog. Well, we now sell it, and we anticipate selling quite a few of these big boys.
The John Holmes Replica Penis is extremely large, so don't be surprised. Constructed of life-like material, with a perfect accentuated penis head and detailed artificial veins, the John Holmes Replica Penis measures 12.5" long and 3.5" wide. At the base of this huge dildo is a reliable suction cup. Mounting this monster is not only possible but also encouraged. Experiencing John Holmes's claim to fame will make you legendary in your own way!
Wow, I was scared to use this dildo. It seemed too large. Even after applying a generous amount of i-Lube on my vagina, I had a difficult time inserting the John Holmes Penis Replica. It didn't hurt; I just couldn't get it inserted all the way, not for a few minutes. Once my vaginal muscles relaxed, I plunged the dildo all the way inside of me. Vaginal fullness doesn't quite explain how filled up I was.
Penis size doesn't move me much. I've had some of my most memorable orgasms with toys and penises that are considered "average" length and girth. I have to admit, though...the John Holmes Replica Penis, after getting some momentum going, made my vagina pulsate, throb, and beg for more.
The suction cup keeps the dildo in place. I placed mine on the side of my bathtub, backing up, onto the dildo. Intense stimulation is guaranteed with this dildo. I will be using this dildo often, I assure you. While I generally prefer standard toy length and width, I am making a gigantic exception with this toy.
Size: | 12.5" total length 3.5" width |
Oh my god, oh my god. I knew it would be huge, but seeing and feeling is believing. Once John Holmes's fake ding-a-ling was in my hand, I wasn't so sure I'd be able to use it. It's gigantic, with a capital "G."
I had to take my time with this one. I am used to larger men. I prefer a longer, thicker penis. But insertion with this toy requires patience. There is no quickie with it. Riding this cowboy is no joking matter. When I orgasm with this toy, it is the BEST orgasms in the world.